To be, or not to be is not a choice, for the one who is So, here’s raising a toast for your being. You are and that makes the world mildly massy, moderately grassy and distinctly gassy. On this day, here’s wishing for your continued being, For, none are as blessed, As those that are blessed for, by near-dears and, the non sequitur. Birthday wishes! Wish I could say “Have a blast…” like some greeting card from corner store... but these be troubled times even for lame Archies’ lines!